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Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.
I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.
by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007
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Slurpees

People who wear red hats and get on their knees for Donald Trump.
Take that red hat off. You look like one of those damned Slurpees.
by GMG1981 August 7, 2025
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Thumbs up for slurpees

A generally positive exclamation, along the lines of "way to go" or the slightly older "excellent!." Originally from the Jonathan Coulton song Flickr and popularized by the podcast Bad Philosophy. Also can be used as an agreement.
"So I just aced that presentation"

"Thumbs up for slurpees, man!"
by JeffyMac April 2, 2009
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special slurpees

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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Genital Slurpees

Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.

or

when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off
sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!

sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!
by slurpees not herpes January 2, 2008
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Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
by Stoney69 January 27, 2019
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raisin slurpee

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.
Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.
by bpsizzle January 9, 2018
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