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Slurpies 

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.
"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."
Slurpies by Bartles June 6, 2013
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Slurpies 

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.
Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro
Slurpies by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020

free slurpies 

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease
'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."
free slurpies by adamroth February 23, 2011

skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.
Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.
skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

Thumbs up for slurpees 

A generally positive exclamation, along the lines of "way to go" or the slightly older "excellent!." Originally from the Jonathan Coulton song Flickr and popularized by the podcast Bad Philosophy. Also can be used as an agreement.
"So I just aced that presentation"

"Thumbs up for slurpees, man!"

Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.
Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

special slurpees 

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
special slurpees by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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