Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013

Slurpies

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.

Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro

by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020

slurpis

another name for chick, chica, hot girl, sluts, bitches, etc... used when said name girls are in close proximity so you dont sound like some kind of creep.

Check out this slurpis behind me!

by suicide mike February 17, 2010

Slurpie

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)

Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!

by puppycat March 16, 2009

slurpy

gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.

"hey girl, how bout servin me up a slurpy"

by Playboy November 11, 2003

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004

Slurpie

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.

Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004