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Slurpies 

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.
Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro
Slurpies by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020

free slurpies 

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease
'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."
free slurpies by adamroth February 23, 2011

skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.
Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.
skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

Thumbs up for slurpees 

A generally positive exclamation, along the lines of "way to go" or the slightly older "excellent!." Originally from the Jonathan Coulton song Flickr and popularized by the podcast Bad Philosophy. Also can be used as an agreement.
"So I just aced that presentation"

"Thumbs up for slurpees, man!"

Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.
Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

special slurpees 

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
special slurpees by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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