Slurpent

A person who loves giving bj’s but snakily expects free drinks or gifts in return

Becky got like for free shots after she came back inside, she’s such a slurpent.

by E2kRachet October 4, 2025

Slurpetite

To be thristy for a delicious treat from 7-11.

This treat is sugar water whitch is then frozen to the perfect frozen-liquid, whitch is great for drinking/eating.

After a long, hot day of urban golf I have a enormous slurpetite.

True dat.

by jbn gstache May 31, 2007

Slurpintine

Burned, Sizzled, Shot down.

You just got slurpintined.

by Bunghead the Asian Beetle October 24, 2011

Surpent

A person who is a two faced snake. I had to cut the grass there was snakes in the camp. FAkE friends, who slag you off behind your back.

Girl 1 “bye guys it was nice hanging out with you”
Girl 2 “byeee, love youuu”
*Girl one walks away*
Girl 2 “ Omg what was she wearing, I can’t believe she came outside wearing that”
Girl3 “That’s not nice, your such a surpent”

by StilesIsBae/Dylan May 23, 2020

SLURPENDIPITY

When a drink of one's choice is made to absolute perfection; it is slurpendivity

This Italian perfection margarita at Olive garden is the essence of slurpendipity.

by Ri-Ri duzzit April 18, 2024