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Slurpies 

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.
"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."
Slurpies by Bartles June 6, 2013
someone who can't dangle in hockey. Someone who is slow and has no stick skills..
Kevin Bartlett is a bender and so is max belforti. On the other hand brad is a dangler...
bender by bartles February 20, 2009