Kelso
1. An abbreviation for Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
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Kelso
The highest level of sexyness you can acheive .... to be a sexy beats a pwn everyone at the act of being sexy
Kelso by KelsoMojito November 3, 2007
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You know you're a Kelso when you have an incident in the cafeteria which causes your friends to call you "Tater Nuts".
Kelso by EnglishCroissant February 9, 2012
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A unit of measurement used to determine the sexual willingness of a random partner. Often referred to in the context of a verb, a 'Kelso' is equivalent to a full measure. A half-Kelso would suggest that an experience has been only somewhat satisfying. Example: She sucks, but does not swallow, she is only 'Half a Kelso', She enjoys one or more digits inserted into her anus but is not a fan of full penis penetration up the pooper, she is only 'Half a Kelso'. Alternatively, if the sexual experience can be likened to a hardcore porn movie, you would use the verb to describe the situation of having gone all 'Kelso' on her ass.
Kelso by LooseCanon April 22, 2013
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kelso by Professor Moriah January 24, 2009
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Kelso the best rapper in the world. He does lit music,lit music videos,and hit lit overall. And if any girl tryna fuck with him go for it hes da best
@kelsothegoat (btw this is not the real Kelso im just a fan of him and i love him)
@kelsothegoat (btw this is not the real Kelso im just a fan of him and i love him)
KelsoDaGoat
Kelso by MaliDaGoat April 26, 2020