kelso

hipster term for weird.

It was kinda kelso bumping into him like that!

by Professor Moriah January 24, 2009

kelso

A red colored shit. Usually not in a toilet.

Damn, look at this kelso!

by JbLjRs February 27, 2008

kelso

ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.

He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!

by warded June 1, 2006

kelso

ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.

He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!

by elliesmirk July 30, 2008

kelso

When you are feeling down and feel like having a good time. Another name for having a party or taking a big dump

I felt down so threw a kelso with all my friends and then went to the bathroom and took a massive kelso

by Jere Freel May 13, 2005

Kelso

1. An abbreviation for Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.

2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.

1. Kelso burned down the Point Place Police Academy.

2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.

by FezDork March 22, 2004

Kelso

The highest level of sexyness you can acheive .... to be a sexy beats a pwn everyone at the act of being sexy

Kelly has alot of kelso, he must be really sexy

by KelsoMojito November 3, 2007