Slumpie

Giving yourself a blowjob while taking a dump.

I was just in the bathroom giving myself a slumpie. I feel great now.

by M Fox August 26, 2012

Slumped

When a nigga tired or sleep

that nigga over there slumped

by Shiiiwhatt December 29, 2018

Slimpie

An endangered aquatic creature who is adorable and sneaky. Typically found in creeks and rivers. When no one is watching, he likes to float to the top of the water and lay out his six legs.

Tom: “woah what touched my leg?”
Jim: “that my friend, was a slimpie.”

by botegaveneta July 4, 2022

slumpin

Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.

Nigga was playin Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.

by Whodat May 13, 2005

Slumper Party

When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.

"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!

by GT1021 April 16, 2015

slumped

To be extremely tired. Struggling to stay awake

Me: " you look like you haven't slept in days"
You: "I'm fuckin slumped man"

by thatmotherfucker69696 February 15, 2015

Slumped

The feeling of overwhelming exhaustion usually associated with the use of alcohol, cannabis, etc. Usually results in someone being couch locked

Dude 1: Dude Evan looks like he’s about to get slumped, man how much has he had to drink?

Dude 2: I saw him take 4 shots and drink a beer and I think he also took a rip off Jimmy’s bong

Dude 1: Yeah we need to get him out of the damn hot tub before he slumps and drowns

by GayCloud June 17, 2018