Any person of the female persuasion that is perticularly appealing to the general male population. This includes but is not limited to those with nice chesticles or a fine ass.
Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physicallyconservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.
"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."
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