slumper 

Something that hits hard.

Origin Oakland, CA.

"This song is a slumper"

slumper by B-Tiz August 1, 2004

slumper 

a somewhat universal word more commonly used as a universal word in the East Bay (of the San Francisco Bay Area)

Man that party was a slumper!

Dang you got slumpered!

I gotta take a slumper.

Why you all up in my face bein a slumper?!

slumper by bboydru September 13, 2005

Slumper 

A person that has nodded off and is slumped over. Normally behind the wheel of a car or in a sitting position due to drugs or Alcohol.

Dispatch informed the officer that there was a slumper in a white sedan on the corner of first and elm.

Slumper by Stormyrayn August 6, 2022

slumper 

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.

ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!

slumper by bigpermz July 3, 2005

slumper 

a person who slumped. A person who is doing something that is lame, embarrassing, rude, annoying, or anything less than perfect.

"omg last night you were SUCH a slumper!"
"I can't believe you did that, slumper."

slumper by completeslumper January 17, 2017

slumper 

a really really really ugly girl that causes ur dick to slump

this is the uglyest slumper i every fucked

slumper by ben dover October 3, 2004

slumper 

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

slumper by logan cleaver October 29, 2003