Slowvo

A very expensive, unreliable and poorly built car that drives like a truck despite being car sized. Also known as “Volvo”.

Call the tow truck, my slowvo broke down again

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 17, 2023

slowcore

Opposite of hardcore rock. Subgenre of alternative/indie rock. Sad lyrics, slow tempo, misery rolled into a musical component.

Man, I took a xanax and wasted the day moping to slowcore and smoking menthols.

by kaykayforreal January 7, 2016

slowjob

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

slowroll

Teasing the opponent by not showing the winning hand until the opponent thinks he has won

I've got AQ, dont slowroll me if you've got AK

by madone January 14, 2008

slowroll

When someone leads you to believe that you have won a hand in poker, but then turns over a very strong hand.

"I was offended at the way Brad slowrolled me," Jim said.
"What did he do, exactly?" Joe said.
"At the showdown when I turned over my cards, he didn't turns his up after seeing my hand. While I was collecting the chips, he turned over the nuts."

by Alex Baker October 31, 2004

slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005

Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

by jillstraw February 19, 2010