Slowman 

A native Balkan who came to this country to influence the speed at which people move in any daily routine

Matija Slowmanovic - celebrity of Serbia

Slowman by Free Mansons September 7, 2009

Slowman Joeman 

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

Slowman Joeman by mn2091 October 24, 2011

antarctical snowman 

A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!

Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.

antarctical snowman by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Meat Snowman Surprise 

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

Meat Snowman Surprise by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023

slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

twizted snowman 

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.

If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha

twizted snowman by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

The Greatest Showman 

A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.

Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.

And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.

The Greatest Showman by PositivelyPisces January 17, 2018