Sloshface

Noun - What a woman/man/other has whenever they have a face that it only attractive whenever you are drunk.

I woke up next to this sloshface, and that's when I knew the party went too far.

by ScottX2 April 27, 2020

smashface

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

Slopface

A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.

Hey, Slopface, Put down that camera and go make some more Texas toast.

by sloparoo October 19, 2009

slowface

Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.

"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."

by The Bros October 11, 2004

Sloshaween

A major event or gathering of people whose main goal is to drink and dress up in costumes. A combination of Halloween and getting sloshed. May be synonymous with how to acquire pancreatitis or hepatitis.

Going to Flat R10 in Copper Lake on the 27 for Sloshaween.
Can't wait to see what people are gonna dress up as for Sloshaween.
If you wake up and remember what happened on Sloshaween... you went to a Halloween party passing itself off as Sloashaween.
I can't believe Becky gave head to Ryan through while wearing a pumpkin for a head; yeah only at Sloshaween

by RandomMedstudent October 21, 2017

slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

Sushfaced

The physical and mental states that come as a direct result of eating so much sushi that your motor skills, ability to operate heavy machinery, and capacity for rational thought are severely impaired.

I can't get too sushfaced at lunch; I have a meeting at 2:00.

I was going to drive home, but I got so sushfaced at Ru-San's that I had to take a cab.

I've had such a long week. I just want to get sushfaced tonight.

by Cosmokramer January 25, 2013