Slopface
A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.
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slowface
Looking like you have the down syndrome or other form of retardedness. This does not mean you are retarded, you just look like it. Slowfaced features include lack of defintion in face, open mouth for long periods of time, and vacant stares for extended periods of time.
"So Bro look at Charlie, he is totally slowfaced." "Yeah Bro he totally looks like he has the down syndrome."
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)