Slopester
Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
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Slipster
A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.
"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."
"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"
"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"
Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009
Skypesterbation
When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.
Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010
slopstar
slopstar by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010
smokester
geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.
smokester by da trick biatch December 22, 2005
Sleepsterbation
The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
slopestuffer
slopestuffer by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017