smokester

a person who smokes all the time.

geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.

smokester by da trick biatch December 22, 2005

spokestep 

cutting up vocals over a beat

AJR is the best at making spokesteps!

spokestep by sksjdjjdjdoskdn May 23, 2018

SmokeTeam6

Team of SmokeOperators that fight Taliban and Al-Qaeda in rural and urban parts of Iraq and Afghanistan. Known mostly for their music but also feared amongst foreign locals for their no-holds-barred approach to stomping out Terrorism

“I heard SmokeTeam6 smoked 110 Taliban in 10 minutes back in 09”

SmokeTeam6 by PackistanMan September 30, 2022

Buffalo Smokestack 

The act of inserting a lit cigar or cigarette into your partner's vagina or anus. After a period of time, you extract the smoking item and inhale the smoke that billows out.

"Where's my Swisher, I wanna do a Buffalo Smokestack"

Buffalo Smokestack by Sub 20 May 23, 2013

trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.

As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.

trump spokesperson by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

Non Attorney Spokesperson by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010

mexican smokestack 

(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.

"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."

mexican smokestack by Janet Hartwell November 26, 2007