slopstar

One who fails to succeed in the adult entertainment business or fails in life in general.

That guy O.J., now he's a slopstar.

by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010

sloptart

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded

At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

Slopster

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

by _mlp_ January 10, 2019

sloptart

drunk slut.

its sipmle, a tart who has consumed way to much to drink

after the bar dave went home with that sloptart tracy.

by kurtski.. June 11, 2006

Sloptart

a drunk slutty girl acting extremely retarted

Sofia Banderas is such a sloptart, all she wants is attention

by holapotojuju June 9, 2011

sloptarts

the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine

Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!

by JNizz November 26, 2010