Slyvester 

Type of guy that likes cats and thats a red flag in of itself

Jimmy is such a Slyvester

Slyvester by SMFSCS November 21, 2021

Slyvester 

He is the best boyfriend you’ll ever get!

He is loyal , kind, caring and super friendly.
He will keep u under his armpit till u die🥰🥰🥰

Human1:Wow who’s the handsome guy?
Human2:He must Slyvester 🥶

Slyvester by daisy40 November 24, 2021

Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.

Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.

Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009

Silvester

A dummm fine boy that's smart, loyal, trustworthy and caring. You'all always crave his presence. When's he's around you'll feel like your home because you can be yourself. Make sure you value him, you may never come across a boy that makes you feel so comfortable and loved. He makes you feel protected and likes to cuddle. He can get freaky too;)but while still being respectful. He has the best sense of humor by making kinky jokes. And the way he laughs will make your heart fuckin melt. You'll always find him taking a nap, playing games or on YouTube. His fine ass body, smile, his hair, you'll love it all. He's perfect. You can never get tired of a Silvester, he's the best person to be around.

That boy Silvester lookin sexy.👅

Silvester by Lil Betty123 October 5, 2017

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010

Skypesterbation 

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.

My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.

Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010