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Slyvester 

He is the best boyfriend you’ll ever get!

He is loyal , kind, caring and super friendly.
He will keep u under his armpit till u die🥰🥰🥰
Human1:Wow who’s the handsome guy?
Human2:He must Slyvester 🥶
Slyvester by daisy40 November 24, 2021

Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009
A dummm fine boy that's smart, loyal, trustworthy and caring. You'all always crave his presence. When's he's around you'll feel like your home because you can be yourself. Make sure you value him, you may never come across a boy that makes you feel so comfortable and loved. He makes you feel protected and likes to cuddle. He can get freaky too;)but while still being respectful. He has the best sense of humor by making kinky jokes. And the way he laughs will make your heart fuckin melt. You'll always find him taking a nap, playing games or on YouTube. His fine ass body, smile, his hair, you'll love it all. He's perfect. You can never get tired of a Silvester, he's the best person to be around.
That boy Silvester lookin sexy.👅
Silvester by Lil Betty123 October 5, 2017

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning
Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Skypesterbation 

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.
My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.
Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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