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Slopster 

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.
"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"
Slopster by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004
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Slopster 

A Slopster is a disgusting creature or group of creatures usually found at bars trying to look hot. They could be overweight, hairy, covered in acne, or just plain ugly.
Damn I was so drunk last night I brought home a slopster.
Slopster by Slopsters.com August 9, 2009

Slopster 

A man who can’t kiss
I had high hopes but he was a total slopster.
Slopster by Wtf2018 July 19, 2018

Slopster 

A male promoter who is slimey in the way he moves and talks
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Phil last night?
Guy 2: Yes he is such a slopster!
Slopster by Holy Shmokes October 26, 2018

Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.
"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"
Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

slopstar 

One who fails to succeed in the adult entertainment business or fails in life in general.
That guy O.J., now he's a slopstar.
slopstar by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.
Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
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murderhobo 

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