Slopster

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004

Slopster

A Slopster is a disgusting creature or group of creatures usually found at bars trying to look hot. They could be overweight, hairy, covered in acne, or just plain ugly.

Damn I was so drunk last night I brought home a slopster.

by Slopsters.com August 09, 2009

Slopster

A man who can’t kiss

I had high hopes but he was a total slopster.

by Wtf2018 July 19, 2018

Slopster

A male promoter who is slimey in the way he moves and talks

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Phil last night?
Guy 2: Yes he is such a slopster!

by Holy Shmokes October 26, 2018