I am now starbucksified. (Satisfied after a drink)
Tonight I want to be winesified. (I want to be pleased with some wine)
Your lashes are done, now you are lashsified. (Your lashes are complete)

Sified by MariaJorgeLopez September 20, 2019

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Slofie

The reason why technological revolution 3 is will begin. Another one of apples mind numbing creations, now you can click selfies while taking slo-mo videos. Wow, could anyone ever think of something so creative and useful.

1:Hey bro check my new phone
2: I don't know if that's worth a thousand dollars

1: but you can take selfies while recording slo motion videos (slofie)

2: oh damn, it's a steal then

Slofie by praddydaddy September 11, 2019

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Slifer

To steal little or more items without being noticed at all, or even persuade or lie the item(s) into your hands. A person who steals too much, or lies abundantly.

Dog, your lighter just got slifered.
Don't slifer my food, man!
Why are you always such a slifer when we hang out?

Slifer by NIKKZOR December 11, 2007

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