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(abbreviation for Slob-life) normally used in this form to describe someone who is physically inactive, or lacking the mental capacity for work. the state of movitational scantness. generally used in context to, but not limited to, describe someone or something that is extremely lazy. essentially one who is a slife can apply the motto of "i'm not be worried about it" or "i'm ok with that" to any facet of life. can be used as a noun or verb or any other way you feel the need to use it.
ex 1)
Josh: dude, do you want to see if eric wants to come play ball with us?

Cole: I mean...you can ask but you know hes just gonna slife out of it.

ex 2)
keith: hey we are going to the beach do you want to come? I think the surfs good.

Kurt: no thanks. im kind of tired, I think i'll just slife around for a few hours till you guys get back

ex 3)
Paul: Do you think its safe to be as inactive as walter has been lately?

Jamal: I see what you're saying. I think his slifestyle is becomming a health issue, we should schedule a conclave with young walter as soon as possible.
Slife by Josh Jacomet June 2, 2008
Words you can keep
A shortened version of "that is life", commonly used by people who don't care about other's problems
Jane: "dude, my mom found my stash and they're sending me to boarding school"
Bob: "slife dude"
slife by meltdownX March 2, 2004
<herpes_joe> good slife anyone?
<derpity_brad> kurenai
slife by pleasantpeasant July 6, 2010
to slice with a knife.
She about slifed my ass!
Slife by Antwon991 March 8, 2009

Velma Slice 

A term used to tell someone you want a small cut or slice of something, usually cake.
Will you just cut me a Velma slice?
Velma Slice by Stevens05 June 3, 2019

velma slice 

A standard unit of measurement in Southeast North Carolina.
How much cake would you like. Oh, just a Velma slice.
velma slice by midderandMater July 20, 2018

slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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