Silfies 

Someone with the name of Silfies tends to be a very timid person. Someone who has a low IQ along with the fact that they have a tendency to spend very little money on condoms due to lack of sex.

Oh his name is silfies? I feel bad for him

Silfies by The super Golden November 18, 2011

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day 

National take selfies with your crush day is where u get a free past to take selfies with your crush and they can say no

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day Come on guys/girls don’t be shy ☺️

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day by The crackhead November 7, 2019

Sleepy Sillies 

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

Sleepy Sillies by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Selfiescope 

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.

I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!

Selfiescope by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

Hangover sillies 

The incontrollable silliness and/or giddiness that follows a night of excessive drinking.

Person 1: I just threw up in the dune grass.
Person 2: Fact - every second Christmas, an African child punches a baby.
Person 1: We have such a bad case of the hangover sillies.

Hangover sillies by Freckles17 August 24, 2011

Silliest Goofer 

A Silliest Goofer isn't a thing. it is a person. a person named Plusho. a pretty stupid one the least but still a fun one. The Silliest Goofer is a strange creture that loves Arson and chaos. nobody knows why. The Silliest Goofer just exist.

Person1: hey what is a silliest goofer?
person2: Plusho
person1: Who is tha-
Person2: PLUSHO.

Silliest Goofer by Goofy Plush September 16, 2023

Second Day Sillies 

The persistant distracted/unfocused feeling you get the day after smoking

Dude: Fuck all this homework, man. I'm not getting shit done today.
Man: What's wrong with you, dude?
Dude: I've just got mad second day sillies after that sesh last night.

Second Day Sillies by Markko October 12, 2013