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The reason why technological revolution 3 is will begin. Another one of apples mind numbing creations, now you can click selfies while taking slo-mo videos. Wow, could anyone ever think of something so creative and useful.
1:Hey bro check my new phone
2: I don't know if that's worth a thousand dollars

1: but you can take selfies while recording slo motion videos (slofie)

2: oh damn, it's a steal then
Slofie by praddydaddy September 11, 2019
Related Words
a person who is identified by the fact they surf. a social group
surfie by Anonymous April 27, 2003
Like a selfie but a video of yourself in slow motion. Groan-inducing. The worst new word of 2019.
You: But first, lemmie take a slofie!

Me: Stop trying to make slofie happen! It isn't going to happen!
Slofie by DLthings September 10, 2019
a dumbass word Apple is trying to trademark and only hillary clinton would use that sounds like some oral sex innuendo used in the bible belt
(slow motion selfie)
here's a slofie of me puking up my avocado on toast
slofie by decffs September 19, 2019
The people who wear surf brands and hang around real surfers, but cant actually surf for shit, then hate on anyone who doesnt wear surf brand or dislikes the beach.
"hey dudes like my bleach blonde hair?!
Now we can be quadrooplets :D"
surfie by fuk_surfies_r_gay May 25, 2005

Retired surfie 

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
Retired surfie by jw316006 October 10, 2021