A person who looks like a past or veteran
surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the
beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a
mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me:
Mate, you look like a
bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!