A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the
beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond
hair streaks, tanned, possibly a
mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
Aussie
friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which
one’s worse! You
don’t even know how to swim!