Slearn 

To think you can learn while sleeping.

I tried to slearn while I was hungover. Turns out, that just makes you dumber

Slearn by VeryThiccBooty June 14, 2020

slean 

slick and clean.

Yo, that car looks hella slean.

slean by clbxr November 26, 2020

Stearnsy 

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.

Got your Stearnsy?

Stearnsy by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

smearns 

A violent scottish bastard

"Wow, that guy is a real smearns"

smearns by WhoWhoWhoWho July 27, 2012

Stearns County Syndrome 

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

Stearns County Syndrome by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011

stearnsed

getting booted from any school related fucnction due to being drunk

-Dude, where did Jimmy go?
-You didn't hear, he just got stearnsed.

-Oh shit, BP's comin over here.
-Quick, get under the table so you don't get stearnsed.

-How much have you been drinkin?
-Deacon said i have to sit here until I'm sober.
-O man, your probably gonna get stearnsed.

stearnsed by Mariah Carey February 15, 2008

Smearnit 

1. See weed or marijuana

2. The high produced by marijuana

3. Fuckin spronit

1. Yo dude you packin up the smearnit?

2. I am so totally smearnit right now

3. I'm smearnit I ain't no spronit, shiet I deid it

Smearnit by Conradthornicus December 30, 2008