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Slapshend by Mr. Fursty December 3, 2021
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slaphead
A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.
boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat
A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:
slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat
A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:
slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald
slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008
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Slapheading
Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.
"I dare you to play slapheading."
"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"
"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."
"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"
"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."
Slapheading by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022
slaushed
slaushed by Ruben Rivas May 13, 2005
Slashed my tires
(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.
Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.
Slashed my tires by mhibma October 5, 2005
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