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To get really hammered and drunk
I got slaushed last night
slaushed by Ruben Rivas May 13, 2005

slaussed 

to get wasted, obliterated in any way especially if it involves loss of eyesight and ability to speak. it derives from the latin word slauson, which of course means "to drink heavily".
I got so slaussed last night that i took home a cougar.
slaussed by Hammerin' Hank December 14, 2008

slaussed 

to get wasted, obliterated in any way especially if it involves loss of eyesight and ability to speak. it derives from the latin word slauson, which of course means "to drink heavily".
I got so slaussed last night that i scored a takedown with a cougar.
slaussed by Hank is Ballin' March 17, 2007
Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.
Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.
slushed by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

Slashed my tires 

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.
Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.
Slashed my tires by mhibma October 5, 2005
Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.
Slashed by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017