to get wasted, obliterated in any way especially if it involves loss of eyesight and ability to speak. it derives from the latin word slauson, which of course means "to drink heavily".

I got so slaussed last night that i took home a cougar.

slaussed by Hammerin' Hank December 14, 2008

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slaussed

to get wasted, obliterated in any way especially if it involves loss of eyesight and ability to speak. it derives from the latin word slauson, which of course means "to drink heavily".

I got so slaussed last night that i scored a takedown with a cougar.

slaussed by Hank is Ballin' March 17, 2007

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slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

slushed by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

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Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

Slashed my tires by mhibma October 5, 2005

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Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

Slashed by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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