slarshed

A state of being that transcends the realms of inebriation, causing one's coordination and cognitive faculties to morph into a whimsical carnival ride. When slarshed, you enter a dimension where your limbs dance like an intoxicated octopus attempting to salsa, your speech transforms into a nonsensical symphony of hiccupping and guffawing, and your decision-making process becomes a spontaneous game of darts played blindfolded with marshmallows. It's a state so utterly absurd that even the unicorns give you bewildered side-eyes, and leprechauns borrow your shoes for impromptu tap-dancing performances. In short, being slarshed is like stumbling into a maelstrom of ridiculousness, where the laws of sobriety are gleefully discarded in favor of an uproarious celebration of all things ludicrous.

"Kayla sure is slarshed right now"

by inevitable-show July 7, 2023

Slurshed

An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.

Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"

by Mackswell leavey July 10, 2017

Slorshed

The state of being intoxicated, in any form, and becoming sloppy and clumsy because of it.

Dude I had so many beers, I'm slorshed!

by Bryfry November 25, 2017

slaushed

To get absoulty drunk.

Last night I got so slaushed

by Ruben Rivas May 13, 2005

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

slashed

think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)

dude ... you are so slashed, it's not even funny.

by purplefairy September 28, 2010