Slapheading 

Like happy slapping but for slapheads (bald people). The idea of the game is to slap as many bald people on the head before being caught and maybe pumbled. The best players slap and make a quick getaway.

"I dare you to play slapheading."

"No law specifically says slapheading is isn't allowed"

"A mate of mine played slapheading the other day and got four slapheads chasing him at once."

Slapheading by GamesMaster36 March 8, 2022

slapheadington 

Someone that has a bald head like chauncey billups

"Oi you slapheadington come over ere"

slapheadington by Dkstyles March 26, 2021

slepherding

The act of guiding the weary toward sleep with patience, wisdom, and zero tolerance for “one more episode.”

She heard me say ‘just one more episode’ and entered full slepherding mode.

I’ve been slepherding myself this week: tea, lights low, phone away by ten.

slepherding by Aryal April 29, 2026