Slamability 

The scale of which to rate someone's sexual potential

"She's fit - definitely scores high on the slamability scale."

"What a shambles - I'd give her 1 on the slamability scale."

"I met this girl
Oh yeah, what's her slamability?
10 out of 10 - 100% slamable"

Slamability by JERM-GF May 20, 2011

Stabability 

Uncommon misconception of the word "stability" - the state of being stable

Also defined as the ability to stab.

Mark - My wife is questioning my stability!
John - She better not question your stabability!

Stabability by TheFuckHole24 March 9, 2018

SAGability 

the potential for one's face/body to sag with age - no matter how trim and fit one might be

I know Monique is in great shape, but even though she doesn't have an ounce of fat, SAGability is inevitable thanks to gravity. Cosmetic surgery can't fix everything!

SAGability by big red slim January 8, 2009

Spamability 

The word used to describe something's ability to be spammed.

The Tec-9's spamability is almost non-existent after that pistol update in CS:GO

Spamability by Firebending Gecko August 10, 2017

Shambility

A person who's life is currently in ruins. A shambolous person is usually characterized by enduring a state of clumsiness, stupidity, ignorance, or is just not up to par.

It's okay, it'll be our little secret..no one has to know about your shambility.

Shambility by Angela-Joy February 9, 2009

shatability 

shat·a·bil·i·ty
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/

A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).

The shatability of the crapper in that resturant was a solid 8. The owner of this establishment would be well served to improve the shatability rating to at least a 6.5 to ensure repeat customers. Only a shatability scale that allows a less then zero rating could best describe that restroom.

shatability by Shakespeareiums January 24, 2016

stabability 

A concerned of state of mind. questioning if you and your thoughts are stable.

I'm questioning our stabability, here

stabability by gollyhilbiliby January 12, 2018