2 definitions by Shakespeareiums
shat-tacular
/SHat ˈtakyələr/
A spectacular shat. A shat that was so glorious that it required two words shat} and spectacular to be morphed together to adequately describe the experience in just one word.
/SHat ˈtakyələr/
A spectacular shat. A shat that was so glorious that it required two words shat} and spectacular to be morphed together to adequately describe the experience in just one word.
That was a shattacular bowel movement. That bathroom was shattacular and has a very high shatability rating. Our child's first solid bowel movement was shattacular and resembled my mother-in-law.
by Shakespeareiums November 19, 2015
shat·a·bil·i·ty
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/
A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/
A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).
The shatability of the crapper in that resturant was a solid 8. The owner of this establishment would be well served to improve the shatability rating to at least a 6.5 to ensure repeat customers. Only a shatability scale that allows a less then zero rating could best describe that restroom.
by Shakespeareiums November 19, 2015