Spamability

The word used to describe something's ability to be spammed.

The Tec-9's spamability is almost non-existent after that pistol update in CS:GO

by Firebending Gecko August 10, 2017

Slamability

The scale of which to rate someone's sexual potential

"She's fit - definitely scores high on the slamability scale."

"What a shambles - I'd give her 1 on the slamability scale."

"I met this girl
Oh yeah, what's her slamability?
10 out of 10 - 100% slamable"

by JERM-GF May 20, 2011

Stabability

Uncommon misconception of the word "stability" - the state of being stable

Also defined as the ability to stab.

Mark - My wife is questioning my stability!
John - She better not question your stabability!

by TheFuckHole24 March 9, 2018

Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.

That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003

SAGability

the potential for one's face/body to sag with age - no matter how trim and fit one might be

I know Monique is in great shape, but even though she doesn't have an ounce of fat, SAGability is inevitable thanks to gravity. Cosmetic surgery can't fix everything!

by big red slim January 8, 2009

Shambility

A person who's life is currently in ruins. A shambolous person is usually characterized by enduring a state of clumsiness, stupidity, ignorance, or is just not up to par.

It's okay, it'll be our little secret..no one has to know about your shambility.

by Angela-Joy February 9, 2009

shatability

shat·a·bil·i·ty
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/

A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).

The shatability of the crapper in that resturant was a solid 8. The owner of this establishment would be well served to improve the shatability rating to at least a 6.5 to ensure repeat customers. Only a shatability scale that allows a less then zero rating could best describe that restroom.

by Shakespeareiums January 24, 2016