Seatability 

The ability to seat outside dining.

We have great seatability in our outside patio now

Seatability by BillyJonfuckbitchesgetmoney September 10, 2020

seatability 

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.

Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.

seatability by chobb September 10, 2020

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

Slamability 

The scale of which to rate someone's sexual potential

"She's fit - definitely scores high on the slamability scale."

"What a shambles - I'd give her 1 on the slamability scale."

"I met this girl
Oh yeah, what's her slamability?
10 out of 10 - 100% slamable"

Slamability by JERM-GF May 20, 2011

SESHABILITY 

SESHABILITY .when the hard working and Friday arrives they have the inability to say no to anything that may lead to a “sesh” eg the quiet few pints in the bar. This then leads to serious drugs, achohol and waking up in a randomers bed hungover and compleatly ashamed

I only went for one pint but then my seshability kicked in and now I haven’t slept since Thursday ..I know

SESHABILITY by Taff anton tozza April 13, 2019

seahabilitation

The need to spend time near the ocean...

After a crazy week, she was in desperate need of seahabilitation.

seahabilitation by HippieWriter July 24, 2016

Stabability 

Uncommon misconception of the word "stability" - the state of being stable

Also defined as the ability to stab.

Mark - My wife is questioning my stability!
John - She better not question your stabability!

Stabability by TheFuckHole24 March 9, 2018