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spaggington

1. Adjective that is used to describe something of inferior or questionable quality.

2. Can also describe something that has been or will be done without any common dog fuck.

3. A person that is introverted, nervous, strange and has inappropriate and possibly illegal sexual urges.
1. That new Indian Tato car is proper spaggington.

2. "Putting all those new traffic calming measures by the fire station means it will take a lot longer for the fire engine to get anywhere"
"Yeah, it's proper sppagington"

3. "Did you hear about that guy that got raided for downloading kiddy porn?"
"Apparently he just used to sit in his underpants and pleasure himself while looking at naked children"
"He was definitely spaggington!"
spaggington by King Cnut May 9, 2008

Sparrington 

Proper noun

Sparrow+Norrington=Sparrington

A particular category of fanfic from the potc fandom.
The slash pairing of the characters Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington of Pirates of the Carribean in a romantic/sexual relationship.
Often otp, sometimes noncon, or even both.
Sparrington is the hottest PotC slash out there.

I'm jonesing for some Sparrington!
Sparrington by seems_innocent January 4, 2004

slangington 

the best language to ever exist

add -ington to the end of every important word in ya sentence
Person 1: Bruh you're so weirdington, fuck you oppington.
Person 2: I swear to godington, i'll pull a glockington on yo assington
Person 3: Ion mean to interrupt but what language yall speaking, its tuffa than a hoe
Person 1 + 2: SLANGINGTON!!
slangington by aariz & luca November 29, 2022

butt saggington 

Gerp <3
A lapdancer, Stripper and will be your girlfriend for only $5
"Butt Saggingtong, will you be my girlfriend?"
"Yes for $5. hand it over"
"I love you Butt Saggington"
butt saggington by BoopDeDoop September 30, 2013

Slaggington 

You a slaggington
Slaggington by CaDiCy December 4, 2020
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026