girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life
(next day)
girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with
James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???
(next day)
girl1: hows
James?
girl2: oh were done for
goodgirl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.