girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2:
Callum the lover of my life
(next
day)
girl1: hows you and
Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???
(next day)
girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good
girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.