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Tournament 

A word used to describe jerking off, instead of going out on the weekends.
Kevin: "Hey are you going to Jeffs party this weekend"
Josh: "nah i have a tournament."
Kevin: "oh"
Tournament by Urban Dictionary April 6, 2008
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tournament 

1. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who takes pleasure from eagerly following all aspects of sports.

2. Used to describe a douchey adolescent who thinks he's cool because he's kind of a big deal at sports.

3. Legit (esp. when relating to one's ability at playing sports)
1. Guy: Damn man, let's make a trade in fantasy football! Unfortunately, LaJaMarquis DeWilliams is injured, but based on the new trading rules...

Bro: That guy is SO tournament.

2. Guy: Pshhh. Who reads books. I was too busy this weekend cuz I was playing in the regional AAU tournament in Indy...

Bro: Damn. That guy is so tournament.

3. (Bro hits a ballin' cross court pingpong shot)

Bro: I am SO STRAIGHT UP TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!

Tournament Ian 

A man who forgets his obligations at his job, can't play Rocket League, and simps his girlfriend instead of helping his friends.
Ian is a bussy headahh. Tournament Ian! What a save.
Tournament Ian by Xantohjan November 23, 2021

Tournament in AC 

A thing that you use when you are financially in need of money.

A way to get out of debt.
Ex: Johnny was short on cash, so he entered a Tournament in AC

tournament.com 

A cool website made cooler by the banning of Toad, and Twink, and WW. Now please ban Prez!! and Semtex.
The grass is always greener in someone else's tournament.com
tournament.com by T.Com Admin October 23, 2003

tournament style 

a fat sexy orgy party that has a halftime ;)
did you hear they went tournament style?
tournament style by phil manus January 17, 2011

tournament organizer 

A Tournament Organizer ( T.O ) is the person who schedules an event, and usually the person that runs it and reports it. T.O's make sure their events run smoothly, and if there are any problems, they resolve them. They are responsible for the event from start to finish.
Champ is the best Tournament Organizer in the Smash scene! He always runs amazing events that end right on time.
tournament organizer by Maiko_17 December 30, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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