12 definitions by ronnie1997

used for people who spread sexiness around there hometown or people who are really sexy you say you dont stare but you kinda look at him for a good 20 seconds
Girl1: you know that lad there well hes dead sexy
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
by ronnie1997 August 3, 2011
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its an item for when people practice ready to have sex
girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011
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its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more
girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life

(next day)

girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???

(next day)

girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good

girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
by ronnie1997 August 11, 2011
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Reiss can be a straight talking bloke that agrees with one person to another but hes not my type of man or friend.
Girl: (blah blah blah looks at lad) hi how you doin have we just met
Boy: wah?
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Reiss: wth
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me
by ronnie1997 August 3, 2011
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A girl who is really obssesed with boys and she likes hitting them its her thing she likes doing it.
boy: errr Ronnie called me sexy last night
Ronnie: OMG shut up

boy: she called me sexy 5 times

Ronnie:(smacks boy on the arm)
boy: lmfao
by ronnie1997 August 2, 2011
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1) Acts like a kid
2) Laughs at nothing
person1: i watched teletubbies with my mum and im in high school
person2: omg your such a saddo

person1: haha your hairs blowing like a scarecrow
person2: shutup yah saddo
by ronnie1997 August 5, 2011
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its a word to say fuck off to the person that does your nutting
Boy: your shit at running love
Girl: your such a dick
Boy: Jog on yeh bag head
Girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime
by ronnie1997 August 3, 2011
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