people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.
Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday
Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day
Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny
Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday
Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day
Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny
Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
by ronnie1997 August 04, 2011
girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
by ronnie1997 August 06, 2011
Boy: your shit at running love
Girl: your such a dick
Boy: Jog on yeh bag head
Girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime
Girl: your such a dick
Boy: Jog on yeh bag head
Girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime
by ronnie1997 August 03, 2011
its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more
girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life
(next day)
girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???
(next day)
girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good
girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
girl2: Callum the lover of my life
(next day)
girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???
(next day)
girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good
girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
by ronnie1997 August 11, 2011
used for people who spread sexiness around there hometown or people who are really sexy you say you dont stare but you kinda look at him for a good 20 seconds
Girl1: you know that lad there well hes dead sexy
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
by ronnie1997 August 03, 2011
Reiss can be a straight talking bloke that agrees with one person to another but hes not my type of man or friend.
Girl: (blah blah blah looks at lad) hi how you doin have we just met
Boy: wah?
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Reiss: wth
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me
Boy: wah?
Reiss: That didnt exactly work out well did it
Girl: shut up yah wimp lol
Reiss: wth
Boy: oy you hiyaaaaaaa (stares at me)
Girl: Reiss twat him for me
by ronnie1997 August 03, 2011
A girl who is really obssesed with boys and she likes hitting them its her thing she likes doing it.
boy: errr Ronnie called me sexy last night
Ronnie: OMG shut up
boy: she called me sexy 5 times
Ronnie:(smacks boy on the arm)
boy: lmfao
Ronnie: OMG shut up
boy: she called me sexy 5 times
Ronnie:(smacks boy on the arm)
boy: lmfao
by ronnie1997 August 03, 2011