ronnie1997's definitions

slagg

its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more

girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life

(next day)

girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???

(next day)

girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good

girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.

by ronnie1997 August 14, 2011

willie

its a kiddy name for a penise and its also used for people who are stupid.

Sam: hahaha i can see your willie
George: i know big innit

Reiss: (bangs into me)
Ronnie: Reiss yah willie

by ronnie1997 August 7, 2011

saddo

1) Acts like a kid
2) Laughs at nothing

person1: i watched teletubbies with my mum and im in high school
person2: omg your such a saddo

person1: haha your hairs blowing like a scarecrow
person2: shutup yah saddo

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

big deal

when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)

mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder
child: BIG DEAL!

person1: your not following the rules of rugby
person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Whale

Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.

Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back

Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you

George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale

by ronnie1997 August 5, 2011

boys

boys are the funniest thing on earth which can be classed as dickhead and they do your heading through every minute of the day. They can be sexy too.

George: Ronnie guess what
Ronnie: WHAT!!!!!!!
George: (smirk)
Ronnie: F*cking hell boys are so annoying

by ronnie1997 August 5, 2011