ronnie1997's definitions
used for people who spread sexiness around there hometown or people who are really sexy you say you dont stare but you kinda look at him for a good 20 seconds
Girl1: you know that lad there well hes dead sexy
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
Girl2: lemme see.... oh god he is and all
People: hes the sexiest motherfucker in the world
Girl1: well he must be a sex bomb then according to most people
by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011
Get the sex bombmug. Sam: hahaha i can see your willie
George: i know big innit
Reiss: (bangs into me)
Ronnie: Reiss yah willie
George: i know big innit
Reiss: (bangs into me)
Ronnie: Reiss yah willie
by ronnie1997 August 7, 2011
Get the williemug. people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.
Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday
Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day
Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny
Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday
Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day
Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny
Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011
Get the thats nicemug. its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more
girl1: who you going out with now?
girl2: Callum the lover of my life
(next day)
girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???
(next day)
girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good
girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
girl2: Callum the lover of my life
(next day)
girl1: hows you and Callum?
girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James
girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life???
(next day)
girl1: hows James?
girl2: oh were done for good
girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.
by ronnie1997 August 14, 2011
Get the slaggmug. Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back
Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you
George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back
Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you
George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale
by ronnie1997 August 5, 2011
Get the Whalemug. person1: i watched teletubbies with my mum and im in high school
person2: omg your such a saddo
person1: haha your hairs blowing like a scarecrow
person2: shutup yah saddo
person2: omg your such a saddo
person1: haha your hairs blowing like a scarecrow
person2: shutup yah saddo
by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011
Get the saddomug. girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice
by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011
Get the shagging machinemug.