Slacktus

Of a person; someone who is slacking and is a pick.

Don't leave me on opened you slacktus

by Ilraahc August 7, 2020

slacktastic

The act of slacking constantly. Being very lazy.

Adam: Dan did you do the english homework?
Dan: Hell no!
Adam: Slacktastic!

by Brian Williams March 4, 2004

Slackturbating

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011

slacktastrophe

The resulting mess from when members of a work group choose to stop picking up the slack from a coworker who is a slacking slacker. Instead, they sit back and watch the coworker's world crumble and burn.

(Slacking coworker) called in sick three days in a row. She doesn't realize her shit's due today. I'm going to the staff meeting just to watch the slacktastrophe!

by ten nine? August 30, 2012

slackluster

a lazy, lethargic, individual who doesn't do anything. This person is convincing in their ways, yet does not provide results.

Dennis told me his was going to the write that paper and clean my ballsack, but his slackluster attitude kept him at home watching porn.

by pfunknewts July 19, 2009

slacktastic

adj. something completed at the last minute that is beyond brilliant in any circumstance.

That essay I wrote this morning was so slacktastic.

by SV7 May 4, 2010

Slackturbating

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

by thug of the rings September 21, 2016