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a lazy, lethargic, individual who doesn't do anything. This person is convincing in their ways, yet does not provide results.
Dennis told me his was going to the write that paper and clean my ballsack, but his slackluster attitude kept him at home watching porn.
by pfunknewts July 19, 2009

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The state of mind / level of intelligence of the majority of individuals living below the Mason-Dixon line.
Most of the mediocra down south think they won the Civil War.
by pfunknewts July 15, 2009

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The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.
I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.
by pfunknewts July 16, 2009

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