slacktastrophe

The resulting mess from when members of a work group choose to stop picking up the slack from a coworker who is a slacking slacker. Instead, they sit back and watch the coworker's world crumble and burn.

(Slacking coworker) called in sick three days in a row. She doesn't realize her shit's due today. I'm going to the staff meeting just to watch the slacktastrophe!

slacktastrophe by ten nine? August 30, 2012

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snacktastrophe

noun - any misfortune or mishap involving your your snack

Dude, you just spilled your beer in the chip dip!

Relax, it's not a total snacktastrophe unless we are out of beer too.

snacktastrophe by K-Squared July 12, 2010

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snacktastrophy

(n.) an event that occurs when something goes wrong while snacking.

I used too much force to open the bag of chips, and they exploded in a snacktastrophy all over the room.

snacktastrophy by Kathleen Lowe January 19, 2008

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Snackastrophe

when you have eaten double what you intended.

You have gone to the shop for 1 pack of kettle crisps and they are on bogof and both bags have been devoured. Snackastrophe!
(originator) J,Allen

I have just had a snackastrophe.
What a snackastrophe.

Snackastrophe by getshirty December 11, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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