Slacktitude 

the aptitude you have while slacking; the aptitude of a slacker
sloathfulness, or carelessness while learning;the ability to learn (or not)and still slack

"The slacktitude that got me into AP Chemistry was the same slacktitude that got me kicked out of AP Literature in HighSchool."

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"Hey Coomer, can you work a little faster!? we are in a war..."

"Hey Sir, I'm working to the best of my Slacktitude, I think I have mTBI or PTSD :-P"

"I think you just lost your god given givashittery soldier"

Slacktitude by Cooms February 28, 2009

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021

sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.

sucktitude by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.

slackitude by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

Smacktitude 

A form of measurement which measures the level or state of mind that is achieved by the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

All the liquor that Charlie consumed has helped him achieve a new level of smacktitude.

Smacktitude by James Lukban January 29, 2009

skanktitude 

The condition of being a skank or having skank-like qualities.

"I dislike being in the presence of her skanktitude"
"Her skanktitude is overwhelming"

skanktitude by Manwayla March 11, 2006

slackitude

Short for slacker attitude, or the general demeanor of an person with a lackadaisical and ineffectual 'devil-may-care' approach to life as a whole, which may prevent the individual from realizing his full potential. See Richard Linklater.

The singer's slackitude was threatening the future of the band, as a consequence of his chronic propensity to skip practices and show up late for gigs, coupled with his general lack of motivation to write new songs and shoot videos.

slackitude by ccaustic December 30, 2008