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1. An extremely precise metric measurement of the level of "suck" contained within a person, place, thing, event or action.
2.The quality, attribute, or characteristic of suck. Measured in units of "suck"
1.Jill has amazing levels of suckitude, she bailed again. She's almost suckatronic!
2.Jill's suckitude became apparent when she did not show up for the St.Patty's day festivities.
Used to refer to the magnitude in which something sucks.
I am unceasingly amazed at the suckitude of many new bands.
suckitude by Zam October 6, 2003

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.
"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"
stachitude by Perlith February 2, 2009

triangle of sanctitude 

A group of 3 friends swear an oath to never tell the other's secrets.
Dudes 1 and 2: Amanda R.C. from Canada, tell us the truth, it won't leave the triangle of sanctitude. Do you love us cuz we we actually did this?

Amanda: I'm so rattled. I can't even handle that. That's not even ok.

Dudes 1 and 2: We love you too :D

snaptitude

this word is used to describe the quality of being snapped at a very high capacity
The snaptitude of Dolly Parton's music video I'm Gone is astronomical!
snaptitude by someoneyeehaw May 15, 2020

snarkitude 

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.
When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.
snarkitude by Nommadd December 13, 2014