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Trump Slump
Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.
Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016
Related Words
slumpin' • Slumping • Slümpi • Slumpie • slumpimple • slumpingly • slumpington • slumpin hoe • slumpit • slumpititis
reading slump
a readers worst nightmare.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015
slumptacion
Stokeley: Ah, Jahseh throw that shit back.
Jahseh: Ok, Stokeley Pokeley.
Reader: Slumptacion is so great.
Jahseh: Ok, Stokeley Pokeley.
Reader: Slumptacion is so great.
slumptacion by Thefanficwriter November 11, 2018
Ski Mask The Slump God
Ski Mask The Slump God by Vince.Yvng June 9, 2018
Ski Mask The Slump God
Stokeley Goulbourne also know as, Ski Mask The Slump God also called (Ski), (Ski Mask) or (The Slump God), is an amazing rapper/artist; He is commonly known to be in the same grouping with his Best Friend/Vro/Vrother/Vrethren
XXXTENTACION which is another rapper/artist/singer. Ski Mask is also commonly known for his ad-libs, ( a common one being; "AYE AYE AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE") and his amazing flow in his rap tracks/songs;
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Drop like a Pizza Hut, I serve ya order
And might I just mention I just met yo' mother (boom)
Her nose is humongous, Mr. Krabs's Daughter (bitch)
She got a big head like on the fuckin' quarter (aye)
Top rope, uh (aye)
Swingin' in the pussy Rey Mysterio (swingin' in the)
619 to a pussy hoe (pussy hoe)
Bite, bite (bite, bite)
Hit it too hard she might cry, cry, eww (bitch)
SLMD REMIX (Song Above)
Ski Mask The Slump God also is apart of Members Only / Very Rare (Where VRO came along)
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Follow Ski's instagram: @THESLUMPGOD
Follow Ski's twitter: @THESLUMPGOD
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Follow my instagram- @TrillFish1
XXXTENTACION which is another rapper/artist/singer. Ski Mask is also commonly known for his ad-libs, ( a common one being; "AYE AYE AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE") and his amazing flow in his rap tracks/songs;
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Drop like a Pizza Hut, I serve ya order
And might I just mention I just met yo' mother (boom)
Her nose is humongous, Mr. Krabs's Daughter (bitch)
She got a big head like on the fuckin' quarter (aye)
Top rope, uh (aye)
Swingin' in the pussy Rey Mysterio (swingin' in the)
619 to a pussy hoe (pussy hoe)
Bite, bite (bite, bite)
Hit it too hard she might cry, cry, eww (bitch)
SLMD REMIX (Song Above)
Ski Mask The Slump God also is apart of Members Only / Very Rare (Where VRO came along)
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Follow Ski's instagram: @THESLUMPGOD
Follow Ski's twitter: @THESLUMPGOD
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Follow my instagram- @TrillFish1
Jahseh Onfroy (XXXTENTACION)- "Ski you did amazing preforming tonight"
Stokeley Goulbourne (SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD)- "Thanks Vrother"
Stokeley Goulbourne (SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD)- "Thanks Vrother"
Ski Mask The Slump God by TRILLFISH June 23, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.