slumpington

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location

Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!

by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010

sargeant lumpington

a guy who is really cool

that gangster looks like sargeant lumpington

by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010

Slutington

Slutington also known as southington ct its is a town full of sluts and whores at the highschool they made a unisex bathroom and there is a room witha bed in the bathroom therefore just calling all of the whores and sluts there. And Basically u can wear what ever u want

Oh ya u mean slutington

by Southington kid July 12, 2018

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

Simpington

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.

Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.

by DCN August 21, 2020