Skyrims 

Where any belligerent, obnoxious male tool goes through the process to bro-verload their truck with absurd rims, almost as if to reach the sky. This attempted form of showing off finesse yield no success nor results towards attracting members of the opposite sex; only their gay selves.

Bro: Instead of stocking up on Birkenstock sandals, Tapout, and my knack of always wearing sunglasses indoors/outdoors/day/night, I invested in giving my truck skyrims.

Dude: Kill yourself.

Skyrims by Sir Flavour February 24, 2012

Skyrim

The reason you can hold your piss for 10 hours.

video game playstation 3 xbox360 addictive [Skyrim}

Skyrim by sweet_sagittarius December 13, 2012

Skyrim

The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.

Friend: Hey, where's Susan?

Me: I got cock-blocked by Skyrim again...

Skyrim by Mausie January 2, 2014

Skyrim

1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)

If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).

Skyrim by whattheheckisapseudonym? April 12, 2012

Skyrimming

The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.

"The path is over there, what are you doing?"
"Paths are for the weak. I'm Skyrimming this."

Skyrimming by kjlynn March 15, 2015

Skyrimin' 

The act of playing Skyrim. Usually implies that an individual has rearranged all priorities in life and has placed playing Skyrim as their number one hobby. An individual who truly partakes in Skyrimin' has most likely abandoned all social interaction with the outside world; this includes school, work, and family time.

Jake: You coming to my party this weekend bro?
Ryan: No man, I'll be Skyrimin' all weekend

Girlfriend: How come you never come over anymore?
Boyfriend: Sorry babe, I've been too busy Skyrimin'

Mom: I havent seen you in a week! Are you in a gang?!
Son: No, mom. I've been in my room Skyrimin' the whole time

Skyrimin' by RyGuyyy November 15, 2011

Skyrim

The funnest, best game in the history of the universe! Dragons, Dovahkiin, ladies with huge boobs, blood, skulls, moutains, armor, evil gods, 100s of missions, assassins, war, adventure, cliffs, death, undead, magic, college, marriage, FOOD, chickens, ghost horse, shouting, stores, getting drunk, getting high, decapitation, waterfalls, hidden treasure, ships, kings, queens, brides, dream worlds, flying skeletons, staffs and MUCH, MUCH MORE! its worth 60 bucks of the legendary edition! say goodbye to the sunshine because you wont be seeing it anytime soon while your at it, also say goodbye to your girlfriend/boyfriend, mom and dad, and your social life because that`s going, too! Bethesda Games has outdone themselves once again!

Marcy: I haven`t seen James lately...is he okay?
Tina: well, i cant say no...hes addicted to this new z-cube game or something called Skyrim.
Marcy: mother of god, bless his soul.

Skyrim by smoshskyrimsoph August 31, 2013