Skyjacked 

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

Skyjacked by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

Skyjacked 

The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.

On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.

Skyjacked by Dirtymangoose September 1, 2017

skytanked 

Skytanked is when you get super blazed and drunk.

Elliot: yo man I got some killer bud wanna chill?
Jon: yeah baud I got a 30 rack let's get skytanked!!

skytanked by swaggggy swag April 17, 2014

skyjack

Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.

The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent.

skyjack by jds07030 April 15, 2017

Soyjacked

A form of belittling one persons opinion or argument by portraying them as the soyjack meme. Usually by alternating characters in capitalization “WhIcH LoOkS sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs”. or in the case of a real life conversation, saying the persons point in a high pitched annoying voice.

Damn it man, I was talking about why I think capitalism is good. And then he soyjacked me!

Soyjacked by PhatDonger December 7, 2020

SkyJack

When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.

He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies.

SkyJack by Pol Pot's yoga class September 19, 2017

Skyjack

verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.

While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.

Skyjack by Highstack flapjack December 12, 2008