Soyjacked

A form of belittling one persons opinion or argument by portraying them as the soyjack meme. Usually by alternating characters in capitalization “WhIcH LoOkS sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs”. or in the case of a real life conversation, saying the persons point in a high pitched annoying voice.

Damn it man, I was talking about why I think capitalism is good. And then he soyjacked me!

Soyjacked by PhatDonger December 7, 2020

Spoojacked 

Being caught in the act of masturbating.

Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.

Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Soyjack 

A variation of the Wojack meme that depicts Wojack faces with exaggerated expressions (soy faces), but can also be depicted as smug or triggered. They are usually drawn with square glasses and short, stubbly, unshaved beards. Some earlier depictions include the Soyjack wearing a Mario cap.

Soyjacks are often used to win online arguments, in attempts to depict the other party as a beta soy boy who's overreacting to simple statements.

"Nice attempt at trying to prove your point, but I'm about to open my Soyjack folder"

Soyjack by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020

Skyjacked 

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

Skyjacked by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

Snowjacked 

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.

Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)

Snowjacked by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012

Snowjacked 

Getting fucked and kidnapped in the snow by pedophiles.

My family got snowjacked

Snowjacked by yyyyy766666gggg777ggg July 5, 2012

Skyjacked 

The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.

On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.

Skyjacked by Dirtymangoose September 1, 2017