Skypejacked

When you use skype at a particular time each day e.g. for work and a friend knows the time you are due to finish and starts a conversation, keeping you on much longer than intended.

"Why are you late finishing today?" Response: "My mum skypejacked me at 5.25pm, just as I was finishing my last email for the day. I was there for another 40 mins."

Skypejacked by Jazzie Lee August 15, 2008

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Skyjacked

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

Skyjacked by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

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Skyjacked

The act of jacking off or being jacked off on an airplane.

On my way to Cancun I was skyjacked by a flight attendant.

Skyjacked by Dirtymangoose September 1, 2017

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skypejack

when a person you're skype-ing with decides to pleasure themselves while watching you.

While skyping with his mother-in-law, Frank suddenly got an overwhelming urge to skypejack.

skypejack by RiBoRi June 11, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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