skyjack

Masturbation performed in an airplane bathroom.

The young woman in the aisle seat was so hot, Jimmy had no choice but to skyjack a mere half hour before his flight's final descent.

by jds07030 April 15, 2017

SkyJack

When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.

He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies.

by Pol Pot's yoga class September 19, 2017

Skyjack

verb; The action and/or process of receiving a hand-job on a ski-lift from your significant other.

While on a Skiing trip, Joe gave Carline a promise ring, in return, Carline gave Joe a Skyjack.

by Highstack flapjack December 12, 2008

Soyjack

A variation of the Wojack meme that depicts Wojack faces with exaggerated expressions (soy faces), but can also be depicted as smug or triggered. They are usually drawn with square glasses and short, stubbly, unshaved beards. Some earlier depictions include the Soyjack wearing a Mario cap.

Soyjacks are often used to win online arguments, in attempts to depict the other party as a beta soy boy who's overreacting to simple statements.

"Nice attempt at trying to prove your point, but I'm about to open my Soyjack folder"

by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020

Skyjacked

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

Skyjac

A kid usually 8-10 that poops his pants anytime he sees his friends most likely named lj, zcow, or sneaky sniper he usually screams really loud because he has been raised by an oversized monkey named minimalcloth

Skyjac is a poopyhead

by Skyjac Hater December 15, 2019

Soyjacked

A form of belittling one persons opinion or argument by portraying them as the soyjack meme. Usually by alternating characters in capitalization “WhIcH LoOkS sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs”. or in the case of a real life conversation, saying the persons point in a high pitched annoying voice.

Damn it man, I was talking about why I think capitalism is good. And then he soyjacked me!

by PhatDonger December 7, 2020