skyhawked

when you straddle the staircase entryway fully nude to surprise an unsuspecting person with the eye level view of your genitals while you make bird noises at them

i skyhawked him last night, barely in the front door and we were laughing

by Manilla Knucklebunk May 7, 2019

seahawked

To be Cheated. Generally used in relation to a sports game.

The Colts got seahawked in the championship game.

Origin: When the Seattle Seahawks were cheated by the referee's in Super Bowl 40 in 2006.

by Spartacus7 December 9, 2008

Skyjacked

The act of being heinously screwed by an airline.

Aw, crap!

Delta just charged me a $200 dollar "heavy bag fee" to get from Pisa to Dallas. I've been skyjacked!

by patrickinbigd August 22, 2010

roulette machine skyhawk

In england there are loads of betting shops in every town and they all have roullete machines(other games are available) usually 4 per shop by law.and in these shops you have people lurking who have already lost all there money in these machines and persist on staying and watching other players loose by standing over them and looking over there shoulder or perched sat on a chair ie the roulette machine skyhawk

Player:oh shit this machine is fixed I just lost £150............skyhawk: (watching)........player: can you stop standing behind me...........skyhawk responds:I just lost a £1000 in that machine bruv!.............player responds:I don't care stop watching over my shoulder........... skyhawk responds:no bruv I'll stand where I want its a free country............... Player:(punches skyhawk in face)rage..........roulette machine skyhawks everywhere!!!!!!

by mr definition 2014 December 25, 2013

Seahawked

When the grossly over-favored team or player in a match becomes the recipient(s) of a historical butt-whoopin that will echo through history.

"Damn, Skeeter Peyton is White Girl Wasted!"

"Yeah, he just not used to Gettin Seahawked!"

by rskohawk February 4, 2014

skytanked

Skytanked is when you get super blazed and drunk.

Elliot: yo man I got some killer bud wanna chill?
Jon: yeah baud I got a 30 rack let's get skytanked!!

by swaggggy swag April 17, 2014

Captain Skyhawk

One of the greatest and most memorable games ever made for the NES. It was a challenge and great for all ages.
They should remake it in real 3D with some sort of 3D shutter glasses for the 21st century.

Captain Skyhawk is awesome he killed my father and raped my mother!

by Anonymous February 19, 2005