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Skurg

A Stink-faced individual who spurts uncontrollable gibberish and suffers from chronic narcolepsy.
Take a look at this gruxin' skurg
by Mo-Skurg February 16, 2010
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skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.
Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.
by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015
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Skungle Junk

Ew, Kevin, that's some nasty skungle junk.

We were going to do it, but then I realized he totally had some skungle junk.

Dude, did you hear she touched his skungle junk!?!
by - Yearbook Staff November 14, 2009
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Skurch

A person that is up to no good while portraying to be a good church girl and is very manipulative.
Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)
by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019
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shurger

How many people pronounce the word, "sugar".
{Debbie}: Angie, how many shurgers do you want in your coffee?
{Angie}: Two please.
by Telephony July 5, 2014
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Skurb

-noun, plural Skurbies

-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)

-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery



Definition:

Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.
Did you hear that Skurb from HR got canned?”

No honor among Skurbs.

I enter data, therefore I Skurb.

Skurb Life
by Ph. Crump March 17, 2008
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Skuggles

very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.
That bitch is skuggles as fuck, she looked like a motherfuckin' ululating hyena with muscular dystrophy.
by Gremke March 4, 2011
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