skurgl 

A lump of pure depression that settles onto your psyche and makes everything seem like shit

"Sorry, I can't go to the party because my skurgl demands sleep and weeping."

skurgl by helpimsosadomg April 3, 2017

Skungle Junk 

Nasty male genitals. Often skanky.

Ew, Kevin, that's some nasty skungle junk.

We were going to do it, but then I realized he totally had some skungle junk.

Dude, did you hear she touched his skungle junk!?!

Skungle Junk by - Yearbook Staff November 14, 2009

Spurglar 

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

Spurglar by Jay Fro August 26, 2013

Skuggles 

very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.

That bitch is skuggles as fuck, she looked like a motherfuckin' ululating hyena with muscular dystrophy.

Skuggles by Gremke March 4, 2011

spurgled 

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

spurgled by Leewrong August 31, 2017

smurgle 

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003

skugly 

adj. a girl that is both skinny and ugly.

Daniel Rincon always goes after the skugly girls at Potlatch because they have low self esteem.

skugly by Daniel Rincon July 4, 2008