Skurglar

An older male on a dating app who tries to appear cooler than he really is. Can be applied to those in real life who appear undatable.

That old bloke at the bar giving you the eye is a real skurglar!

by SkurgSpotter January 1, 2026

Spurglar

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

by Jay Fro August 26, 2013

skurglerer

someone that sucks there own cum out of the ass of there partner using a straw

that sick fucker skurgled her ass all night long until his straw blocked that dude really is a skurglerer

by badmatt69 April 26, 2009

Spurglar

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.

Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.

by judmeister August 31, 2013

Snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night and sneaking into the kitchen to raid the dessert and comfort foods, eating them down to the last few bites, before any else has a chance to have some.

We, and all of our friends, are experiencing an epidemic of snurglary in our houses. This morning, the dozen box of doughnuts I brought home last night was lying empty on the floor when my wife and I came downstairs.

by DBLambert January 9, 2016

snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking down to the fridge or freezer, and eating the choicest comfort food down to the last bite or two, which is (are) left in the bottom of the carton.

Every time we buy ice cream, we have to try to hide it from our teenager's practice of snurglary.

by DBLambert January 7, 2016

Smurglaries

(Smurglary in singular): a a porte-manteau of the words smash-and-grand and, you guessed it, burglaries

San Francisco and Los Angeles are undergoing a rash of smurglaries at an alarming rate.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2021